The following list is my recommendation of what NOT to say to single ladies in your life. Yes, unbelievably, these are all things that have been said to or about me. Sometimes I get downright puffy, lol. Don't worry, I don't stay mad very long. Now, I realize that most people mean well and just don't know what to say. All that said, this is just for fun!
10. "You must have dyed your hair to get a man. That's the only reason women change anything." You keep on thinking that, bud.
9. "Did she get a boyfriend, because she lost a lot of weight!" Oh no he didn't!
8. "She's going to wait until she's 40, hahaha!!!" Haha, so not funny.
7. "What's his name, because I know you didn't buy that car yourself?!" Excuse me?!
6. "You know, a good place to meet guys is at Lowe's." Do you think I'm desperate?
5. Whenever someone is talking about a significant other, please don't jump at the chance to say, "Does he have a single brother, cousin, or friend?!" Singleness is not the only requirement for future prospects.
4. At weddings: "You're next!" Awkward.
3. Car salesman: "Yeah, all the guys have been asking me for your friend's number." Really, now? I'm the one that was buying a car. I'm single too. What a slap in the face.
2. "It will happen when you are content with God." Not true.
And last but not least, my all time fave...........
1. "No one wants you." Thanks. (And NOT true).
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